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Highlights From The Book Witnessing Made Easy: How to Pass Out Tracts for Jesus

by | 7th, January 2014

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JERRY Keever’s 1986 books Witnessing Made Easy: How to Pass Out Tracts for Jesus is a gem. This is passive aggressive preaching  from 1986 .

We’ve got some highlights from its 319 pages of dogmatic wonderment.

WITNESS 1: If you see open car windows as an invitation to do anything, you may be unaware of another kind of witness the one called in court.

 

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WITNESS 2: NO RECYCLABLES WITH THE WASTE! Your neighbours have all been fined and blacklisted by their council binmen.

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WITNESS 3: Ha-ha. Already got the iPad version, loser.

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WITNESS 4: Warning: may contain dog poo.

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