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15 Terrifying Weapons From The ISIS Hello Kitty Arsenal – And How To Beat Them

by | 4th, July 2014

THE jihadis of ISIS are using Hello Kitty notepads to organise their massed ranks. Either that or else the pad in the photo below is official ISIS merchandise, filled with directives and sent from the shadowy figure of the Great Kitty herself.

 

 

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Can she be stopped. Can Hello Kitty become See You In Hell Kitty?

We’ve assembled the weapons that ISIS are using to foment Armageddon.

 

 

Hello Kitty Airsoft

 

 

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Tipped Bullets   Hello-Kitty-tipped-bullets

 

 

 

Hello Kitty Bulletproof Mask

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With optional chainsaw

 

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Grenades

 

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Hello Kitty Colt Gun

 

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Hello Kitty Tank

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Hello Kitty Gatling Gun

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Shiny Pink Hello Kitty Pistol

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Hello Kitty Bomb

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Hello Kitty Machine Gun

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Hello Kitty Taser

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Hello Kitty Shotgun

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Hello Kitty Assault Rifle

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Hello Kitty AK47

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And finally….

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Can anything defeat Kitty’s men?

Yes! Maybe… Just maybe…

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Spotter: Kitty Hell



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