Ed Miliband’s biased knob: papers react to #leadersdebate
by Anorak | 2nd, April 2015
SO. Who won the Leaders Debate on ITV?
Helping you with the facts are the newspapers:
The Sun: Ed Miliband loses his deposit (fnar) in masturbation pun frenzy:
The Mirror: Ed wins! Cameron loses! Nigel Farage is blown away!
The Mail: Nick Clegg is alive and he’s got a knife!
Also: Leanne Wood is Welsh!
The Indy: Farage wins! And he’s gay!
The Telegraph: Miliband flops!
It really is all about Ed’s knob.
The National: Nationalist Nicola wins!
Nicola Sturgeon does housework!
In conclusion: your favourite won!
Posted: 2nd, April 2015 | In: Politicians Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
