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Police Nab Nobby Beach Man With Penis In Pasta Jar
A man caught near Nobbys Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 kmh car chase
GM Ford And Crysler Keep The American Dream Burning
Greenpeace shares in the GM dream of jets and burning fuel all round
Baseball For Jesus And Jews In Hell
That's something we say around the house frequently. "We're one day closer to Heaven"
Barack Chooses His New Post-Racial Dog
A NEW dog in the White House.
Obama says yes. Says Sam Ellis in the Boston Globe:
If a prez doesn’t have a dog, it means he’s a communist and he loses the entire dog people vote, a disturbing bunch who stretch from the redwood forests to the gulfstream waters. Obama’s presidency could hinge on getting this one right.
You can cheer for Obama and spin him to the readers Obama, but you cannot disguise a lack of dog:
Posted: 9th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama: Trevor Philips, Lex Wotton And Lewis Hamilton PM
BARACK Obama Watch: living with post-racial politics.
SKY NEWS: “If Barack Obama had lived here I would be very surprised if even somebody as brilliant as him would have been able to break through the institutional stranglehold that there is on power within the Labour Party,” Trevor Phillips told The Times.”
Trevor Phillips clings on to the arcane belief that Obama is black.
Trevor is the chairman of Britain’s Equality and Human Rights Commission. If there’s no race, his job might be already covered by the Lesbian and Gay Alliance, or that big nebulous group many call “women”.
THE AUSTRALIAN: “Palm Island rioter Lex Wotton gets six years jail.”
The riot started in the wake of the release of autopsy results into the death of Doomadgee, a local man who died in police custody from massive internal injuries.
Says his lawyer:
“In the new age of Obama, it will be interesting to see how this trial will be viewed given the changing political landscape.”
Posted: 8th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama Death Cult: Numbers Up And British Soldiers Plot Uncovered
BARACK Obama Death Cult: Anorak’s look at the assassination of the US President in the media…
DAILY STAR: “NUMBERS UP FOR OBAMA”
Laurence Y Payg, a “New Age guru”, says Barack Obama’s letters add up to 18 (like Hitler?) and if he wasn’t President-Elect he’d make a “great…solicitor”.
“I am worried about the combination of letters in his name”
H.U.S.S.E.I.N…?
Posted: 7th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama Death Cult: Numbers Up And British Soldiers Plot Uncovered
BARACK Obama Death Cult: Anorak’s look at the assassination of the US President in the media…
DAILY STAR: “NUMBERS UP FOR OBAMA”
Laurence Y Payg, a “New Age guru”, says Barack Obama’s letters add up to 18 (like Hitler?) and if he wasn’t President-Elect he’d make a “great…solicitor”.
“I am worried about the combination of letters in his name”
H.U.S.S.E.I.N…?
Posted: 7th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama Watch: Media Pride In Not Noticing Obama’s Non-Whiteness
NOW we are moved on from racial politics, each of us – Muslim fundamentalist, white supremacist, Black Shiite, Panther, Tutsi, Boar and so on - living in a post-racial society, the media can say whatever it likes about Barack Obama and we will know the reporters and nodding heads are not exploiting his blackness, nor his non-blackness but just sticking to the essence of the man, whatever that may be.
The Sun brings news of “Black Dr Who”, and we know that it is not referring to Colin Salmon’s skin tones but his mood, which is dark and foreboding, like Othello and his talking metal dog made accessible for a teenaged audience.
Posted: 7th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama Watch: Hysterically Historic Non-Black Winner
BARACK Obama Watch: Obama is elected and the press is divided about the politician: is he black, historic, black and historic, not black and historic, historic in a non-black black way?
BLACK CHECK:
“It’s not about black or white. It’s about grey. What grey matter has the new President of the United States” – Kelvin MacKenzie, The Sun
“Former US Secretary of State Colin Powell shed a tear as Obama wept to victory as the first black president” – The Sun
“Barack didn’t put himself forward as an Afro-American president, but as a president” – Colin Powell, who does not edit The Sun.
Posted: 6th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
What Now But Dentistry For Obama Supporters
BARACK Obama is dead. No, not literally. Not yet. He just no longer exists as the alternative.
To help out his legion of now bereft supporters, Anorak is searching for a new champion, a real alternative to the now establishmentarian Obama.
The suave Harvard man is in power.
Plus ca change!
Posted: 5th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Obama: No Policy Beyond Murder
NOW Obama is the President, he gets to be mocked up as Hitler and hacks get down to the serious business of wondering when he will be murdered.
We don’t know what Obama stands for, but we don’t need to. He won’t be around too long and why waste breath on defining economic policy when your breathy final word can be “Believe” or “Change”?
Posted: 5th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
