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Barack Obama Death Cult: Numbers Up And British Soldiers Plot Uncovered
BARACK Obama Death Cult: Anorak’s look at the assassination of the US President in the media…
DAILY STAR: “NUMBERS UP FOR OBAMA”
Laurence Y Payg, a “New Age guru”, says Barack Obama’s letters add up to 18 (like Hitler?) and if he wasn’t President-Elect he’d make a “great…solicitor”.
“I am worried about the combination of letters in his name”
H.U.S.S.E.I.N…?
Posted: 7th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Obama: No Policy Beyond Murder
NOW Obama is the President, he gets to be mocked up as Hitler and hacks get down to the serious business of wondering when he will be murdered.
We don’t know what Obama stands for, but we don’t need to. He won’t be around too long and why waste breath on defining economic policy when your breathy final word can be “Believe” or “Change”?
Posted: 5th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Sun Joins The Barack Obama Death Cult
TREVOR Kavanagh joins the Barack Obama Death Cult:
Having said why he want McCain to win – because he has no idea what Obama stands for – the Sun’s political writer notes that Bill Clinton only backed Obama last week:
“Some cynics believe he only did so then to leave Hillary well placed as a successor if Obama is assassinated.”
Posted: 3rd, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Media | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
British Press Join The Barack Obama Death Cult
“BARACK Obama’s family fear his life could be at risk if he moves closer to the white House,.”
So says the Daily Mirror in “He is hate target.”
The paper omits to mention a political leader who isn’t, preferring to dwell on the Barack Obama Death Cult, of which it is now a member.
Video of certain death to us all after the break (NSFW)… Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: 31st, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama Will Be Shot Like A White Man
DID you know that Barack Obama has been the target of more than 500 death threats since launching his bid for the White House?
Fact: No black US president has been assassinated.
The Sun says at least 12 were serious. You can read about them in the Barack Obama Death Cult.
But is 500 a lot? “Can the ‘black Jesus’ escape an assassin’s bullet?” asks David Jones in the Express. Is that a threat?
While Obama has been allegedly threatened by Fred Astaire Nazis, Anorak recalls how Gordon Brown was caught in Channel 4’s crosshairs.
Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
White Fred Astaire Supremacists Plot To Kill Barack Obama
THE Barack Obama death cult is two down in numbers this evening as Daniel Cowart, 20, and Paul Schlesselman, 18, are behind bars.
The duo, billed as white supremacists, had been plotting a “killing spree” targeting African Americans, and finally the offing of Barack Obama.
So supreme are these whites that having killed tens of blacks and evaded capture and detection, they would undo Obama with a dastardly clever plot:
Posted: 28th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama Will Die Like Princess Diana
BARACK is Princess Diana.
And you know what happened to her…
The ascension of Barack Obama has laid bare the stunning extent of our own softening, the distance we’ve traveled from the people we once were.
It’s the Barack Obama death cult…
(Image: Beau Bo D’Or)
Princess Diana On A Horse And The Elephant In The Room
Posted: 24th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians, Princess Diana Inquest, Race For The White House, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Kill Him: Imagining The Barack Obama Death Cult
WITH Barack Obama riding high in the poll, it’s time to revisit the Barack Obama Death Cult. No matter it isn’t true, we just want to believe:
The agent in charge of the Secret Service field office in Scranton said allegations that someone yelled “kill him” when presidential hopeful Barack Obama’s name was mentioned during Tuesday’s Sarah Palin rally are unfounded.
Posted: 16th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
