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Madeleine McCann: Spotted In Monkey Land, Fled To Lapland And A Christmas Message
Anything could have happened – it’s awful, but you think of Madeline McCann
Daily Mirror Rerouts Cisco Away From Prince Harry
THE story so far: the Mirror says Prince Harry Baseball Cap is at his Boujis club, where he is involved in a binge drinking exhibition with one Cisco Adler.
Says the paper’s 3am Girls one day on:
“So Cisco participated in his own flashy drinking games rocking up a massive bar bill, unlike Harry who merely cosied up and relaxed with Chelsy. Bless!”
The Mirror has the story covered, from all angles…
Posted: 10th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Prince Harry, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Prince Harry Takes On Cisco Alder At Drinking: Journalists Shocked
THE Mirror says that Prince Harry Baseball Cap has spent £5,000 on a two-hour drinking binge.
To Boujis club, London, where Harry and pals are going drink-for-drink with one Cisco Alder, a US “rocker” and his pals.
Harry is drinking Crackberry cocktails – a mix of vodka, passion fruit, sugar syrup, raspberry liqueur and a dash of Aqua de Amy Winehouse, the singer’s new signature scent.
Posted: 9th, September 2008 | In: Prince Harry, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Prince Charles Follows In Mandela’s Footsteps
NO sooner as Nelson Mandela shuffled off the Robben Island stage at Hyde Park then we get another celebrity birthday do.
The Express lets us know that a “host of showbiz names” are lining up to appear at Prince Charles’s 60th birthday bash.
What starzzzz is unsaid but don’t rule out a Spice Girl representing the world’s statesmen, the left overs of Queen and Sir Trevor McDonald. With a little foresight, Charles could have had a joint party with Nelson.
Posted: 17th, July 2008 | In: Prince Charles and Camilla, Prince Harry, Prince William, Royal Family, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Queen Gets Into Bed With Ronald McDonald
NEWS in the Sun that Her Majesty the Queen has been mingling with a clown-like ginger-haired person in Slough.
No, not Sarah Ferguson, who’s in Hull.
In “BURGER QUEEN – She owns McDonald’s”, Sun readers are invited to get over the paper calling the head of state “She” and focus on the fact that the Queen has her own drive-through eatery.
Posted: 28th, June 2008 | In: Prince Harry, Queen Elizabeth and Phil, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Peter’s Friends: At the Royal Wedding With Hello!
TO the pages of Hello!, where Mr Peter Phillips, son of stable lad Captain Mark, is marrying Miss Autumn Kelly.
Also in attendance are Miss Chelsy Davy, 22, pictured 16 times, and Miss Kate Middleton, 26, in 13 photos.
Says a source in the Sun: “There is no way that Princes William and Harry would have agreed to allow their girlfriends to be pictured in this way at what was supposed to be a private family event.”
Indeed, not. Over 29 pictures of the two gels, there is not a single shot is either of them wearing a bikini or sunbathing. Prince Harry is said to be “incensed”.
Says the Telegraph: “The wedding cake – decorated with sugar-crafted lily of the valley – was cut with the Army sword of Captain Mark Phillips, the groom’s father.”
The Mail, though, looks beyond the towering triumph of icing and the syrupy filler with the sword and says the wedding special run to 100-pages, trumping the Sun’s 58 pages, and making celebrity watchers wonder if adverts can be counted as part of the photospread?
Posted: 22nd, May 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Chelsy Davy, Hello!, Kate Middleton, Magazines, Prince Harry, Prince William, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Prince Harry’s Medal And Uncle Eddie’s Red Alert
PRINCE Harry’s Ronald McDonald Army has done for the enemy, and rightly their eponymous leader is hailed a hero and given a medal.
The Mail looks on as Harry is met by his aunt the Princess Royal. Having faced down al-Qaeda, Harry stands firm as aunty approaches brandishing a medal on a pin.
Anne is seen to chat with her nephew for around 30 seconds. Having commended Harry on not giving into fashion and sticking with one signature look, Princess Anne is seen to smile .
What does she know?
The Mail says that the Prince’s tour to Afghanistan was made possible only by an “unprecedented voluntary media blackout and a level of secrecy which left even some of the country’s most senior generals totally unaware that he was there”.
Those of you have seen Prince Edward’s career to date will take issue with the Mail’s use of the word “unprecedented”.
Posted: 5th, May 2008 | In: Prince Harry, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Mr McBean, MRSA And Canada Honours Its Dead At Rush Hour
“HARRY HERO GETS MRSA,” says the Sun’s front page, so adding some perspective to the War on Terror and meaning to Royal Marine Ben McBean.
Mr McBean is Prince Harry’s hero because Harry says he is a hero. McBean lost an arm and a leg in Afghanistan when a Taliban mine exploded.
McBean was taken to Selly Oak NHS hospital, where he was given the best treatment and a dose of MRSA, as is alleged.
To the Sun this is “SICKENING”. The NHS denies Mr McBean contracted MRSA in their care, and deep in the article the paper notes that he is in possession of ‘colonised’ MRSA and his wounds are not infected.
But who needs facts when the story fits in neatly with the Sun’s Help For Heroes campaign to salute our servicemen.
We need to honour and reward our armed forces. But do we do enough?
The pictures are of Canada saluting its War On Terror dead on a typically busy Canadian road and of Britain saluting its fallen in a traffic jam. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: 15th, April 2008 | In: Prince Harry, Royal Family, Tabloids, War On Terror | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Princes Wills And Harry Hazza Turn The Boxers Blue And Royal Stag Do
PRINCE Harry wears “royal blue” boxer shorts.
Suitably reassured, we look to the Sun for other views on Pete Phillip’s stag do.
Before we do, Amii shows Sun readers her royal pink knickers and says: “They could have chosen to party in the Caribbean or a West End club, but they plumped for a pub on the Isle of White. Good on them – it proves they are just like the rest of us.”
But are you wearing royal blue boxers? And if you are, should you be?
Posted: 14th, April 2008 | In: Prince Harry, Prince William, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
