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Sarah Palin Shows Gordon Ramsay How Meat Is Murder
Slaughtered alive. The swine! Can’t the killers wait for the birds to die in their sleep and then kill them?
Come All Ye Faithful: The Madonna of Orgasm Church
The orgasm is God, the orgasm should be worshiped,”
Madeleine McCann: Do Libel Laws Damage The Investigation?
The search for Madeleine McCann and the hunting of her parents and Robert Murat
Baby P: The Mother Revealed, Dad’s Grief And The X Factor
Finding more to be offended about as we're entertained by grief
Obama: No Policy Beyond Murder
NOW Obama is the President, he gets to be mocked up as Hitler and hacks get down to the serious business of wondering when he will be murdered.
We don’t know what Obama stands for, but we don’t need to. He won’t be around too long and why waste breath on defining economic policy when your breathy final word can be “Believe” or “Change”?
Posted: 5th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Russia Salutes The Obama Anti-Satan
WHAT follows is not the work of a master parodist, rather the words of Pravda, Russia’s BBC:
Only Satan would have been worse than the Bush regime. Therefore it could be argued that the new administration in the USA could never be worse than the one which divorced the hearts and minds of Americans from their brothers in the international community, which appalled the rest of the world with shock and awe tactics that included concentration camps, torture, mass murder and utter disrespect for international law.
Read on:
Posted: 5th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Broadcasting Community Wins US Election
IT took an Army of supporters to get Barack Obama elected.
There are 175 BBC staff in America. But they did their bit and now Obama is President.
On BBC Breakfast, Sian Williams is talking to Bill Turnbull via a satellite link up. Most often they are sat next to each other on a beige sofa in West London.
But to fully realise the global impact of Obama’s election, Turbull is sat in front of picture of the White House on the other side of The Pond.
Posted: 5th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
HURRAH! Barack Obama wins and with it come the spoils of being President…
Hitler Comes Out In Support Of McCain, Obama Supporters React With Marker Pens
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Hitler Comes Out In Support Of McCain, Obama Supporters React With Marker Pens
DON’T bet against John McCain winning, not if Adolf Hitler’s got anything to do with it.
A US President needs two things: a death cult and a fan to mock him up as Adolf Hitler
McCain has a death cult. Sarah Palin has a death cult. Even her children have a death cult. And Obama, well, he has not so much death cult as a base. Joe Biden has no death cult, and given his absence from the debate, he shows few signs of life let alone death.
So the McCain-Palin ticket is ahead. And now we learn that McCain is Hitler.
Posted: 5th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, John McCain, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Kenya Declares Obama The Winner
IN Kenya Barack Obama has already won the job of US President.
In Kisumu, Obama scored 342 votes to McCain’s 46.
The Obama supporters, most of them young men and women, burst into song and dance moments after Mr Lawrence Oyange, who was in charge of the exercise, announced results at Oile market at around 11.20am.
But:
Posted: 4th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
SAYS Hugo Chavez on the Black Man:
“We are not asking him to be a revolutionary, to be a socialist — no,” Chavez said at a political rally. We just want the black man who is about to be the U.S. president to have enough stature for the times the world is living through.
“I send an overture to the black man, from us here, who are of Indigenous, black, Caribbean, South American race,” he said.
We live in enlighted times…
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Less Than O: Obama Rides In Lewis Hamilton’s Black Smoke Screen
ROUND the big tarmaced ‘O’, Lewis Hamilton goes. Round the ‘O’. Round the ‘O’. Round and round and round and round and round the ‘O’.
And as he goes round the ‘O’, Lewis Hamilton starts to hanker for an O-range. He wonders how Oldham Athletic are getting along? And then a Sun hack asks him: McCain or Obama?
Posted: 4th, November 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
