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In the movies Everybody Wants to Kill Bruce Willis (a mashup)

IN the movies, “Everybody Wants to Kill Bruce”. Pierre-Alexandre Chauvat has recorded Willis’ career in 39 different action movies:

When he wakes up one morning, Bruce Willis finds himself pursued by an entire city!

Willis nearly never dies. But Steve Buscemi is every kind of dead.

Posted: 26th, March 2013 | In: Film | Comment

Die on your arse: Bruce Willis stars in an awkward The One Show interview

APOLOGIES for being little late on this one. Bruce Willis has been on The One Show, the BBC’s bigger budget local news-style telly show. It was painful. Matt Baker and Alex Jones didn’t so much interview Willis as collide with him, Armageddon style. Willis came over as a pillock. Baker was simpering. Jones was creeping.

The choicest cut was when the melting, obsequious duo asked Willis: “When you stared  25 years ago, did you think you’d  get a fifth instalment of Die Hard?”

Willis: “Do you even know what’s happening ten minutes from now?”

Add it to the list:

Posted: 12th, February 2013 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment (1)

Bruce Willis Has 31 Children, Says Daily Mirror

BRUCE Willis’s current lover, Emma Heming, is expecting his 32nd child, says the Daily Mirror. Bruce is 56 – although the Mirror says he looks somewhat older…

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Posted: 28th, October 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Allah Is A Bruce Willis Fan

ALLAH made me watch Bruce WIllis. No, not Mel Gibson, whose films Allah directs. You had me at Taser:

A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude Friday night in northwest Tallahassee was Tasered by police when he became belligerent and refused to follow an officer’s commands…. When asked what he was doing, the man told the officer, “Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog,” McCranie said.

Armageddon! Armageddon!!

Posted: 17th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Strange But True | Comments (7)