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Chuck Norris: #ChuckNorrisFacts – America tips evil

ONCE you get past the hair and the robotic voices, Chuck Norris and his wife tells us: “We’re at a tipping point and, quite possibly, our country as we know it may be lost forever.”

Did you get past the hair and the soothing robotic voices?

PS – If you kick enough people in the faces for a living, you might also believe people will do as you tell them to:

Posted: 4th, September 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Chuck Norris goes beyond meme after getting his own Slovakian bridge

THERE are many celebrities brought back to life through memes. Chuck Norris is a fine example of that. There’s a whole host of memes based on how hard he is. Things like ‘Chuck Norris does have an umbrella because he can kick rain in the genitals’ and ‘Chuck Norris doesn’t need medicine because he bullied all the illness out of his body’.

Okay, they were made up and terrible, but you know which memes we mean. And so, bending this meme fascination out of all proportion and back into the real world, Chuck Norris is reportedly getting a bridge in Slovakia named after him.

Apparently, a bridge that spans the country’s Morava river and will cross the border to neighbouring Austria has had it’s name deferred to the general public by way of an online vote.

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Posted: 28th, February 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Chuck Norris Says No Divorce For Gays

GAY marriage is not allowed in liberal California. Chuck Norris explains:

The truth is that the great majority of Prop. 8 advocates are not bigots or hatemongers. They are American citizens who are following 5,000 years of human history and the belief of every major people and religion: Marriage is a sacred union between a man and a woman. Their pro-Prop. 8 votes weren’t intended to deprive any group of its rights; they were safeguarding their honest convictions regarding the boundaries of marriage.

Defamer explains:

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Posted: 19th, November 2008 | In: Reviews | Comments (9)