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Paul McCartney Loses His Head In Ringo Starr Look- Alike Revenge Train Attack

GIVEN the way it bobbles to and fro, it was ever a possibility that Paul McCartney’s head would one day come clean off.

The chance of Macca losing his head only grew when mad mullah and Ringo Starr look-alike Omar Bakri was solicited to say that the former squire to Lady Heather Mills would be cut by a million swords and the hole rogered by a billion jihadis should the ex-Beatle play Israel.

Now we learn via the pages of the Ealing Times that Sir Paul’s head has come off and abandoned on a train.

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Posted: 19th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0