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Girl Guides are now all Godless maniacs

Lady Baden Powell inspects the guard of honour of Girl Guides at Battersea Park.

IF you were a Brownie, Cub, Scout or Girl Guide, you will know that God and Jesus loomed large in proceedings. Not to mention those horrible badges for sewing and surviving the ordeal of camping with flatulent peers in some windswept hole.

That’s all about to change. There’ll still be crafts and activities, however, God has been asked to leave the Girl Guides as they no longer have to swear allegiance to It. Now, Girl Guides will say: “I promise to be true to myself”, like they’re singing a mid-90s R&B ballad.

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Posted: 24th, June 2013 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)

Girl Guides Demand Photoshopped-Images Labelling Law: Bunty Burqa Magazine Out Now

THE Girl Guides say that airbrushed and photoshopped celebrity photos place “damaging and unrealistic pressureson young women. Such pictures should be labelled with health warning, they argue, to avoid the ladies vying for “unobtainable ideals”.

At a camp in West Yorkshire, around 20,000 Guides are being asked to sign a petition calling for David Cameron to introduce a law forcing magazines to inform readers when photographs have been airbrushed. Other than Readers’ Wives and Motorhome Now, all other magazines will come with picture of a sobbing child and the words:


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Posted: 4th, August 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Paedophile Reginald Forester-Smith’s £400,000 Gift To The Girl Guides: The Moral Maze

REGINALD Forester-Smith is dead. He died last year. Reginald Forester-Smith was a convicted paedophile. He raped his own daughter, Tori, among other crimes, including sexually abusing three girls over 20 years. Reginald Forester-Smith leaves in his will £1m to charities.

Reginald Forester-Smith leaves £312,291 to the Macmillan Nurses Cancer Association. He leaves the same to Cancer Research UK. He leaves nothing to his daughter. Reginald Forester-Smith leaves £400,000 to the Girl Guides.

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Posted: 13th, April 2010 | In: Reviews | Comments (14)