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John Smyth, Iris Robinson, A Pipe Bomb And Kirk McCambley’s Cottage

TO Northern Ireland, where Democratic Unionist candidate John Smyth Junior has been attacked with a pipe bomb.  The device was thrown through his bedroom window shortly before 4am today. First Minister and DUP Leader, Peter Robinson came to check out the sheets and feathers.

Incidentally, Northern Ireland’s Public Prosecution Service will not be bringing a case against Robinson’s wife Iris over her role in helping her toyboy lover set up in business.

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Posted: 11th, March 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment


No Proof Iris Robinson’s Lover A Teenage Lesbian Nun: Song

8193265PETER Robinson leaves Stormont tonight after temporarily standing down as Northern Ireland First Minister at Stormont. His DUP party are believed to be sad and at the same time more relieved than a middle aged lesbian at a Paul Hardcastle convention that Irish Robinson chose to shag a 19-year-old man and not a woman of any age, especially a Papist nun.

It was Iris Robinson who taught us:

“There can be no viler act, apart from homosexuality and sodomy, than sexually abusing innocent children”.

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Posted: 11th, January 2010 | In: Politicians | Comment


Iris Robinson Inspired By Simon and Garfunkel

graduateIN Northern Ireland good news is that the stories of dour men and bombs and proclamations and more dour men in beige car coats has been broken by the tale of  Iris Robinson’s affair with a teenager.

This is Mrs Robinson who opined:

“There can be no viler act, apart from homosexuality and sodomy, than sexually abusing innocent children”.

Yeah, Mrs Robinson and the 19-year-old teenager. It’s life mirring Simon and Garfunkel. As he notes:

The tune “Mrs Robinson” was released in 1968, when Robinson herself was … 19.

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Posted: 11th, January 2010 | In: Politicians | Comments (4)