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Putin Responds To That Jean-Claude Van Damme Advert

PUTIN responds to that Jean-Claude Van Damme advert:

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Posted: 24th, November 2013 | In: The Consumer | Comment


Ajay Devgan Versus Jean Claude Van Damme

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YOU’VE seen the Volvo advert with Jean Claude Van Damme doing the splits. But have you seen Bollywood actor Ajay Devgan in Phool Aur Kaante?

 

Posted: 23rd, November 2013 | In: Celebrities, Film | Comments (2)


The Expendables 2 premiere in photos: The A-Team in Corduroy vein suits

MONDAY. So, to the UK premiere of the Expendables 2, in the company of the ubiquitous Hofit Golan. If Paul McCartney cannot make it to open your event with Hey Jude, Hofit Golan will most likely rock up. Anorak plans to open an envelope on September 13 followed by the bonnet of a car in late October. Hofit should get the nod. (Nothing personal, Macca.) Also there were Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren and Arnold Schwarzenegger, a group so unreal, they resemble an ambulatory puppet-faced A-Team in corduroy vein suits. Also there: Usain Bolt, an action film actor in the making. (PS: Hofit Golan is not expendable. She is merely dependable.)

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Dolph Lundgren arriving for the UK Premiere of The Expendables 2, at the Empire Cinema, Leicester Square, London.

Posted: 13th, August 2012 | In: Film | Comment


Do not adjust your brains: Van Damme talks about his affair with Kylie

SOMETIMES a headline alludes to something, only to avoid delivering. ‘CHERYL COLE’S ENJOYS THREE IN A BED PUSSYFEST’ could well be about a picture she’s tweeted of herself, in bed with two farting felines. Well, this headline is giving it to you straight. Jean Claude Van Damme is saying that he’s had sex with Kylie Minogue. Over to JCVD:

“Yes. OK. Yes, yes, yes. It happened. I was in Thailand, we had an affair. Sweet kiss, beautiful lovemaking. I would have been abnormal not to have had an affair, she’s so beautiful and she was there in front of me every day with a beautiful smile, simpatico, so charming.

“She wasn’t acting like a big star. I know Thailand very well, so I showed her my Thailand. She’s a great lady.”

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Posted: 13th, August 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Gifs Of The Day: Jean-Claude Van Damme’s Hamster’s Eyeball

Posted: 24th, October 2011 | In: Gifs | Comment


Jean-Claude Van Damme Stops Acting To Act The Fruit

JEAN-Claude Van Damme, the Muscles from Brussels, the Sprout with Clout, the EU Member With Distemper, is talking films. Well, one film, his Cannes hit JCVD:

I saw myself on the screen — I was disturbed. I was not like, “Wow, I made a great movie, some great action.” No, no, no — I was disturbed for a couple of days. The truth is like, why did I open myself so much? I opened the fruit, I peeled the skin, I cut the pulp. I put the pit, and I cut the pit, and I show inside the pit to the audience. I didn’t just cut the pulp, you know what I’m saying?

Is a sprout a fruit?…

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Posted: 7th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment