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Britney Spears Pregnant With K-Ferret’s Girl

britney-spears-pregnant-daughter“IT’S a girl for Britney,” screams the National Enquirer’s headline, and readers are left to wonder if this is news of a ritual dose of Spears girl-on-girl action or of a baby?

It’s the headline that’s speaks to all sectors of the Britney Spears fan club – from celeb fanciers looking for a new name for their kebab-faced child all the way to men in caravan parks with pictures of Spears stuck on the ceiling over their beds and an effigy of the singer made from pillow cases, egg boxes and felt tips.

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Posted: 28th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

F*** Me baby One M ore Time: At Home With Britney Spears

GRIM news in the Enquirer that Kevin Federline, aka rapping rodent K-Ferret, has, allegedly, taught he and Britney Spears’ son the “F-WORD!”.

A straw poll of the Anorak typing pool reveals the answer to the question as to what that word might be. The results in order from most likely to least are:

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Posted: 2nd, December 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comments (5)