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Randy Kangaroo Wants To Shag Australian Women’s Bikes

A KANGAROO is harassing women at Tennant Creek, a small town in the Honeymoon Ranges of northern Australia.

Tiger Woods The Kangaroo Hits Balls On Golf Course: Video

The Northern Territory News quotes on witness who encountered a roo on bike track:

“I turned around and saw this big kangaroo behind me, so I hastened my steps.

“It seemed a bit odd, but I continued walking and didn’t think much about it. Then on the return walk he was there waiting for me.”

Where’s a squid when you need one?

“He started circling me. There was no doubt about what he wanted, the randy old thing – it was a huge kangaroo and quite intimidating.”

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Posted: 14th, May 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Dani Behr Bouncing Joey Update: The Kangaroo Kid

AN UPDATE to our earlier news that I’m A Celebrity agonist Dani Behr is expecting a bouncing baby Joey.

Says the Express: “KANGAROOS JUST A SHORT HOP FROM BEING HUMAN.”

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Posted: 19th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment