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Kelly Brook’s naked skin is like a ‘pink fluffy coat’

Shocking news on Sun favourite Kelly Brook:

 

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Zoom in to the news that Kelly “strips down to a pink fluffy coat”.

 

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It’s nothing a good session of depilation can’t sort.

Posted: 9th, February 2016 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment


How To Seduce Kelly Brook with Dead Badgers, Otters And Weasels

KELLY Brook is engaged to be married.

We know this because she’s bought a ring balloon.

 

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Also, that photo is accompanied  by hearts:

Lovely Weekend in Wigan meeting my New extended Family ❤ Such happy times and excited to share my life with the most wonderful man I’ve ever met ❤

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Posted: 28th, March 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment


In the celebrity Petri Dish with Kelly Brook, Cheslea’s Ashley Cole, Danny Cipirani and Katie Price fan Jemma Henley

article-2050457-0E6D3C6E00000578-686_468x702READERS may recall the name Jemma Henley from the Daily Mail’s story “Ashley Cole’s ‘three-month affair’ with a contestant on Katie Price’s model show”.

The mother-of-three has said of her protegee: ‘She has fierce model written all over her.”

Well, you pick your surgeons and tattoo artists and you take your chances.

You may also recall her Jemma from a 2005 TV about  US Brat Camps and this 2011 report in the Oxford Mail:

A FORMER wild child teenager whose behaviour shocked TV viewers has marked turning her life around by getting a tattoo of her idol… the 22-year-old, who was expelled from five schools but has since posed for Nuts, Zoo, Maxim and Loaded, has had a full-length portrait of Jordan tattooed on her right arm.

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Posted: 29th, September 2013 | In: Celebrities, Sports | Comment


Crap Paps: unusual photos of famous faces

THERE is a thrill in spotting a famous face. Some people will play it cool when the hearing excited murmurs that a famous face is close by but most – and I am one – will want to see the star.

My first celebrity spot was Derek Underwood, the Kent and England cricketer. He was sat in a Bournemouth pizzeria with Kent’s Bob Woolmer, the late South African team coach. I was one table over with my dad. It was he who spotted the players. Gesturing at my napkin and silently sliding a pen over towards me, dad thought it would be a good idea if I went and over got their autographs. Back then a signature was considered proof of the meet. I went over. They were charming. I had practically no idea who they were. But, still, I had the proof that I’d met them and that was everything to me and my father.

Nowadays autographs are considered naff. Photos are the thing. And because mobile phones have cameras, and phones are ubiquitous, the star can be snapped at any time. But, then, not everyone wants to be a paparazzo. Not everyone wants to be brash and invasive. So. You take a photo from afar and hope you captured the legend. On the Tumblr Crap Paps, such photographs are recorded.

Who are they. Go to the end of the story to find out:

A. The distance shot snap.

Kelly Brook

 

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Posted: 23rd, May 2013 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Katie Price calls Kelly Brook a ‘Hefner’ not a ‘heffer’

TYPO of the week was found in Katie Price’s column for the Sun:

They [photos of Kelly in a bikini] don’t seem to be air-brushed and I’m FLABbergasted to see how big Kelly really is… You’re a heffer, Kelly, but still a hot one.”

Having written that, Priced then tweeted:

“I don’t think girls read Sun col right — I never slagged off bigger girls.”

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Posted: 15th, February 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)


Kelly Brook Opens Cider Garden On London’s South Banks (Reached Through Buckfast Walk)

KELLY Brook was at the launch of the Bulmers Cider Garden on London’s South Bank, which is now open to the public until August 14th. Indeed, dear readers – the cider garden on the Thames has long been known as the Victoria Embankment Gardens.

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Posted: 4th, August 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Kelly Brook Backs The World Cup Bid: Photos

THE good news is that Kelly Brook is throwing her weight behind England’s World Cup bid for 2018. Says Kelly:

“People always get really excited when major sporting events come here, which shows how important sport is to people across England.”

Yeah. Whatever she said:

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Posted: 1st, December 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Kelly Brook Sky Rides A Bike And Other Summer Treats

WHEN Kelly Brook is not getting her breasts out for Playboy, she’s joining the Mayor of London Boris Johnson on a tandem. Kelly, you may be surprised to know, rode on the front.

It’s not to promote Kelly, rather to bring to our attention the London Skyride, which allows cyclists to view the famous landmarks in the capital, on roads that will be closed to all traffic, except bicycles this coming Sunday September 5.

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Posted: 31st, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


In Pictures: Harrods Under Al Fayed – Pussy Cat Dolls, Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Bra And Stuffed Bears

HARROD’S has been sold by Mohamed al Fayed for £1.5bn to a buyer understood to be the Qatari royal family. Will the shrine to Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed remain in the store? Will Al Fayed now also sell Fulham FC? Will he auction off his collection of vomit ‘n’ cuff shirts? Will Prince Philip use the hallowed urinals (£1 a go) once again? Fayed’s reign at Harrods seemed to be a chance for him to meet famous women and hand them something furry to stroke. On our photo collection, Fayed seemed to have more than passing liking for Jennifer Love Hewitt (11-13), the Pussy Cat Dolls, who all got pet a pussy to pet, Lily Allen (5) and all the girls he’s met before…

You find joy in the simplest pleasures.

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The Pussycat Dolls (from left: Melody, Carmit, Ashley, Nicole, Kimberley and Jessica) share a joke with store owner Mohammed Al Fayed as they open the Harrods Summer Sale, Harrods, west London.

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Posted: 8th, May 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comment (1)


In Pictures: FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women, Best Of

CHERYL Cole is the first British woman to top FHM’s top sexiest women for 2010. Rather, Cheryl Cole is the first Briton to finish top of FHM magazines sexist women polls ever. The top three are, in order: Cheryl Cole, Megan Fox and Victoria’s Secret model Marissa Miller. The poll, voted for by men unable or unwilling to buy porn mags, says Cheryl is also sexier than Kelly Brook (7th), Keeley Hazell (5th), Frankie Sandford (4th)fourth position, Britney Spears (44th) in 2010, Abbey Clancy (10th), Kristen Stewart (6th), Adriana Lima (8th), Jessica Alba (9th) and Harry Potter actress Emma Watson in at 29. Evidence follows:

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Posted: 29th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Peter Andre And Alex Reid Go Fanny-A-Tranny As Katie Price Fights On

alex-katie-pete4YESTERDAY Anorak brought you “Peter Andre And Alex Reid To Cage Fight For Katie Price, and today the Daily Star catches up with us and delivers:

ALEX’S CAGE RAGE FIGHT WITH PETER

CAGE-fighter Alex Reid has told love rival Peter Andre: “Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough.” The 34-year-old challenged singer and Good Morning reporter Andre to take him on in the ring after he had threatened to “break his legs”…

Alex said yesterday: “Pete threw the first punch and kept throwing them. I wish people could see what Pete was really like.”

As we said:

Alex would win any battle with a cage – Pete being more of a paper bag fighter. And to level things up we need a contest in which Pete can excel, something like seeing which of them can purse their lips the hardest, find a rhyme for tangerine or be dignified?

Twitter fans know what Peter Andre is like because Katie Price is telling them:

“Nice pete in front of kids! His true colours are starting to come out thank God!!”

The 3am Girls look on, marvelling at Peter’s true colours – hues of orange and tangerine with base notes of deep oak:

After keeping his cool for like a million years, it seems Peter Andre has finally flipped his lid over his children living with a cross-dressing cage-fighter with a disturbingly dark David Dickinson tan and a thing for wearing plasters on his nose… and nail varnish (not on his nose, although nothing would surprise us now).

Alex’s Reid’s tan suggests a man who coated his face in treacle and then sneezed into an open box of powdered Toffee Crisp.

But Peter is angry. And when he’s angry, you won’t like him, o rlike him even less than your already do:

PETER ANDRE has told his solicitors to “fire a warning shot across Jordan’s bow” over access to their children. The Aussie singer called the summit after the glamour girl yesterday handed BACK a mobile phone he had bought specifically to speak to Junior, four, Princess, two and seven-year-old Harvey.

If he wants to speak to them why not line the kids up for a film premier and then in his guise as This Morning’s showbiz reporter interview them over the red rope.

Junior! Over here! Junioorrrrrr! Princess Tiaaaaainiiiimiiiiiiiii! Over here!! It’s me, dad. What d’yer mean ‘Speak to my agent’?

Meanwhile Katie is picking a new fight:

I’m probably more successful than most girls in the public eye. I look at people like Kelly Brook and I just can’t understand how she gets to wear all these designer clothes. I’m not slating her, but really, what the hell does she actually do?”

Well, she walks, talks and shows off her cleavage and gets to wear designer clothes. She’s a celebrity, damn it.

Posted: 16th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)


London’s Ugly Truth Permiere In Pictures

kelly-brook1ANORAK was at last night’s premiere of The Ugly Truth’ London premiere, and we bring you the pictures of the celebrity liggers who love the film soooo much they went to see it for free.

So low on the radar are these celebs that they risk being taken for copyright pirates.

If the calibre of celebs on the soggy wet carpet is a guide to how well The Ugly Truth will do at the book office, look out for it appearing in a wicker basket outside a charity shop in the next fortnight.

Cue the Celebs:

Posted: 5th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)


Kelly Brook Auditions On Britain’s Got Talent

Hi, Kelly Brook. What’s your talent?

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Posted: 15th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Lily Allen Watch: Beckham Breakdance, Throttle Cipriani And Pitt Cereal

LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s look at the day’s top/ most pointless celebrity news stories…

THe Beckhams:

“Cruz, three, showed off his breakdance moves – falling on the floor and swivelling on his bottom”Martin Phillips, the Sun’s ‘Senior Features Writer’ covers the big news

The Jolie-Pitts

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Posted: 2nd, December 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment