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What’s It REALLY Like To Have Sex With Hugh Hefner?

QUITE  frankly I’d rather have sex with a portable TV aerial than Hugh Hefner. But be honest: haven’t you ever wondered what it’s like to be fucked by this Methuselah of Meaningless Mountings? Wonder no longer.

Kendra Wilkinson, a one-time dental assistant from San Diego, hit big time when octogenarian Hef waggled his vacuum constriction penis pump at her (I’d have settled for red roses myself) and invited her into his Playboy Whorehouse.

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Posted: 12th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts | Comments (21)


Kendra Wilkinson’s Minute Sex With Hugh Hefner: Sliding Into Home

RELUCTANT porn star Kendra Wilkinson is promoting her new book. It’s called “Sliding Into Home”. Third base is nothing for Kendra.

In her tome, she recalls that magical first time she got inside Hugh Hefner’s housecoat and jumpstarted him:

“One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef’s room. In my head I could hear my mom’s voice, ‘You know they have orgies there.’ I said ‘Okay, if I have to.’ It seemed like every other girl was going and if I didn’t it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn, it was very weird. I wasn’t thinking about how much older Hef was, all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there.”

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Posted: 3rd, July 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)