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Lindsay Lohan To Open Rehab Center As Alternative Jail Therapy
LINDSAY Lohan is to open a chain of rehab centres, says Dina Lohan, her mum.
And that’s good news because her latest lawyer, one Robert Shapiro, is the owner of his own rehab clinic, the Pickford Lofts centre. It’s not rehab, Lindsay it’s a business trip.
But maybe, just maybe, if Lohan can show how much she cares about being clean the judge might reduced her 90-day jail sentence?
Cynics might say that Lohan is lokking and getting cleaner so that the jail hooch and narcotics pack a bigger punch. But that would be cruel and wrong. Lohan is in rehab voluntarily.
But what is she does go jail? Lohan’s mother Dina Lohan, the white people’s answer to Oprah, has a few words to the wise and a marketing plan:
How does Lindsay feel about going to jail?
When the decision came down, it was horrific. We hugged and cried a lot. But we’re optimists. Lindsay is sober and she’s fine. I don’t want to speak hypothetically [about jail] because she’s not going to be in that situation.
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Posted: 16th, July 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
