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Lindsay Lohan’s Lawyer Stuart V Goldberg Dazzles The Judge – Writes And Stars In Case Film?

LINDSAY Lohan has  anew lawyed. He’s called Stuart V. Goldberg. We think the V stands for Vaudeville because Goldberg looks like he should be singing like a orange canary.

There is every chance Goldberg’s teeth and skin will dazzle the judge and allow Lohan to get clean away. It’ ll be like that flashy memory-burn stick in the Men In Black films.

Our Man in LA reports – The Lawyer Stays In The Picture:

WAIT.  We posted the wrong picture.  That’s actually Richard Gere.

Although visually, the two are virtually interchangeable.  Other than the fact that Gere’s complexion looks a little less like Jersey Girl Snooki’s after spending a full day at the electric beach.

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Posted: 11th, July 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment