Lord Triesman Shafted By Melissa Jacobs In No Sex Tape

SO. What next for Melissa Jacobs, the flame-haired woman who undid Lord Triesman, now former chairman of the FA? No, not that Melissa Jacobs, the Penthouse Pet porn starlet. Triesman was never that lucky. These aren’t sex tapes. But Triesman did get shafted.

This Jacobs hails from Hillingdon, worked as a civil servant, and is now on Max Clifford’s speed dial.

Over dinner, she recoded her and Dave Triesman’s little chats. His vanity was exposed. She then played the tapes to the tabloids. Triesman revealed that he thinks players are thick and foreigners are duplicitous coves with greasy palms.

Anorak’s in-house Russian, Olga Anorakova, says she might be able to get England’s bid on track but needs a better car to drive in Moscow, a decent place to stay and an Hermes Birkin bag.

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Posted: 17th, May 2010 | In: Sports | Comments (4)