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Michael Jackson Buried With Naked Boy And Conrad Murray’s Whereabouts Revealed

michael-jackson-in-coffinMICHAEL Jackson Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news – Conrad Murray’s hiding place revleaed and Michael gets a hole in the ground for his birthday present, when he really wanted some drugs, boys and hugs.

Before Michael Jackson is cremated atop a huge bithday cake decorated with blow torches, each held aloft by the effigy of a hungry, naked child, a few words from Dr Conrad Murray:

Dr Conrad Murray is addressing the world from a secret location in the Tora Bora Mountain theme park, Michigan.

When Michael Jackson fan Osama bin Laden went missing, he too addressed the world from a secret location. Agents waging the War on Terror studied the tapes for clues. The rock structure, the way his beard fluttered, the advert for Bill’s Trucks And Ass Body Shoppe reflected in his eyes – all clues to his whereabouts.

Now Dr Conrad Murray is speaking from a secret hideout. And the clues to where he is are everywhere:

Clue: In the course of his address he blinks three times. Three is the official number of North Dakota.

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Posted: 19th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (5)