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Harrowing Stuff: Knife Crime Ravages Yorkshire Village

KNIFE crime is not the preserve of the city or market town kebab shop.

It is everywhere. It is rife. To a barn in Yorkshire we journey where the everyday story of country folk features a young farmer impaled on a blade.

Harrowing scenes as Andy Sugden, of Emmerdale, is impaled on an iron harrow. His wife leaves him to die.

“How times have changed,” says Jane Moore in the Sun, recalling the days of home-cooked farm fayre, when a young famer would kill himself with a shotgun and the kids sold Es from the rave barn.

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Posted: 1st, October 2008 | In: Tabloids, TV & Radio | Comments (12)

Mad Cow Arrested In America

ANORAK has a long-held suspicion of people who are one syllable short of a real name: Jon, Antony and Barbra. So here’s Michele Allen wearing cow costume and yelling at children.

To Cincinnati pleaded, them where Allen is in Middletown Municipal Court to answer one count of disorderly conduct: she urinated on a neighbour’s and chased children.

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Posted: 30th, September 2008 | In: Reviews | Comments (20)