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Army Uses Yorkshire Mosques For Target Practice

THE Army has been building mosques in firing ranges in Bellerby, Yorkshire. Those are the mosques, those things that, as our reader Bat E Bird says, “look like cardboard boxes with green humps”.

The Swiss should be alerted and a ban put on the building of green lumps immediately lest the place be ruined by would-be suicide and, er, racist nutters.

Of course, this is a new way ahead – a change on the old policy of looking for mosques and building a shooting rage around them…

Posted: 8th, April 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Twinkle Dwivedi Is The Girl Who Sweats Blood

TWINKLE Dwivedi, age 13, sweats blood – literally.

Says her mother Nandani Diwedi:

“I am desperate to help my daughter. We are not superstitious people but we became so desperate. We’ve been to temples, mosques, churches and sufi saints, but nothing has cured her.”

Twinkle bleeds between five and 20 times a day. Says she:

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Posted: 1st, October 2008 | In: Strange But True | Comments (5) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0