02 tweets in slang to its ‘hood customers’ – the Tunde tweets

O2 is down with its customers. When Tunde @Tunde24_7 complained via Twitter:

@O2 bastard big man ting I swear direct me to your owner what happened to my internet connection fam mans having to use wifi and dat

@O2 OI I SAID DIRECT ME TO YOUR OWNERS INSTANTLY you guys are the devils spwan when I call you don’t direct me to sanjay from india

@O2 so u guy still aren’t responding to me is my name GBENGA is my name BOBBY is my name ROBORT is my name EMILY don’t MUG me arghhhhhh

@O2 I will report you to the police this instant if you do not increace my internet capabilities right now selfish bastard

@o2 jheeze so u man speak slang and dat r u a girl what ends u from. And naa ii didn’t what router

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Anorak

Posted: 11th, October 2012 | In: Technology, The Consumer | Comment

30 Chimpanzees Escape From British Zoo

MICHAEL Jackson Watch: THIRTY chimpanzees have escaped from Chester Zoo. Bubbles! We’re coming for you, Bubbles.

The death of Michael Jackson affects us all in different ways. That snub to Bubbles – note even second choice to look after the Jackson children; then caged and conspired against – is hard to take.

Can the animals make it to London’s O2 centre in time for the big show and to spirit the Jackson children away?

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Anorak

Posted: 5th, July 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (4)