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Chicago says: ‘Ohio will be eliminated’

The Chicago Transit Authority has issued a threat: “Ohio will be eliminated”

 

Ohio will be eliminated

 

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Posted: 21st, June 2017 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Man shot with shovel in botched drugs deal

gunTo the East Side of Cleveland, Ohio, where a 49-year-old man has driven himself to the hospital. He tells medics he’s been shot.

He’d been drinking booze, and smoking crack and marijuana when he popped out to top up supplies. In conversation with two drug dealers our hero had a change of heart – he wanted to shop around and see what the competition were selling.

This triggered a fight between the man and the dealers, one of whom ‘shot’ him and stole his wallet. But he didn’t shoot him. He wasn’t shot. The drug-addled patient had been hit in the head with a shovel.

Police are looking for any drug dealers carrying shovels.

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Posted: 24th, October 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment


Man Rescues Several Cans Of Beer From Fire

Walter Serpit beer

TO Columbus, Georgia, where a newly installed water heater has caught fire. The building is ablaze.

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Posted: 26th, October 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Lady driver ordered to wear ‘idiot sign’ by court (video)

BAD drivers are the bane of everyone’s lives, but some are more idiotic than others. One lady in Ohio has managed to sidestep the political fervour that rampaged through her State to become an officially court-ordered ‘idiot’. How? She actually being made to wear an idiot sign after being caught doing something really idiotic in her car.

The woman in question repeatedly drove onto a pavement to overtake an unloading school bus. That’s not clever is it?

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Posted: 8th, November 2012 | In: Reviews | Comment


Grandfather Of The Year Tries to Smuggle Weed To Jailed Grandson

GRANDFATHER of the Year is Ohio local Richard Heritz, the 85-year-old trying to smuggle marijuana into the Warren Correction Institution, where his grandson Gregory Heritz is residing.

Young Gregory Heritz is serving 10 years choky for burglary. (And you grandson’s doctor, I hear..?)

If convicted, the older Mr Heritz could face up to seven years in prison and a $15,000 fine.

Which seems reasonable for a country that locked up Marc Emery. Let’s hope grandpa has enough cash left over for a TV shirt.

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Posted: 23rd, August 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comments (7)


Woman Pretends To Be Teenage Boy To Seduce Older Teenage Girl

IN Ohio, Patricia Dye, 31, is accused of pretending to be 14-year-old boy Matt Abrams to seduce a 16-year-old girl.

The ruse worked as Abrams managed to get the teenage girl to date him and spend three day with him at a hotel.

Patricia Dye, 4ft 11 inches tall, is charged with corruption of a minor and unlawful sex with a minor.

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Posted: 8th, July 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Ohio Police Smack Armed 84 Year Old To The Ground

walmart-policeFOLLOWING our new on India’s murder squad, minds turn to events outside a Walmart in Columbus, Ohio, where a burly copper is slapping an eldery woman into the pavement.

She is said to armed with a knife, which you can just make out shaking in her hand as she wanders aimless about, apparently unsure of what hell is going on and offering no threat to anyone.

Cue the officer, protector of the people to prove that the force does not discriminate and will beat you to a bloody pulp whatever age you are.

This is progress, people.

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Posted: 7th, August 2009 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Babysitter Shot By 4-Year-Old Charge

NATHAN Beavers and “several other teenagers” are babysitting “several young children” in a mobile home in Jackson. Ohio.

A shot rings out.

Witnesses told police the 4-year-old retrieved the shotgun from a bedroom closet and shot Beavers. Police said the child was angry because Beavers accidentally stepped on his foot.

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Posted: 6th, January 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (7)