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Model Children

by | 22nd, January 2007

model-children.jpg“GUESS whose little girl’s on the catwalk?”

That question to you, dear Mail readers.

Given the truth that Keith Richards’ daughter is now working as a model, and so too are the daughters of Rod Stewart and Ronnie Wood, we think the mystery parent must be famous.

Is the parent of the girl making her way in the cutthroat world of walking and clothes wearing Jaws from the Bond movies? Is this Jade’s Goody’s child?

But this is no challenge. Not really. This vision in black cardigan with silver piping, black shirt and boots, this explosion of dress-up box horror, has orange hair, white eyelashes and a steely-eyed look.

This is Anna Becker, daughter to Boris Becker, Britain’s favourite German.

The look is diabolical, the epitome of the painted mini-me favoured by the American pageant system and stage-school mums.

But perhaps the black and silver creation and the later cape with white bow with silver edging and fur trimmed boots are products of Anna’s environment. Not the place where she lives, rather the venue of Anna’s conception. As the Mail says, this is Anna, the child created by a three-minute tryst in a cupboard at London restaurant Nobu.

Did Boris and Anna’s mum, Miss Angela Ermakowa, joust with so much piping and boot when they made magic?

And if we are the products of our environment – results of what was passing through the minds of parents as they strove to create life – might it explain the fashion for football shirts?

And lager..?

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