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Britney & Beckham

by | 14th, January 2007

small_171128_1_1168766981.jpgDAVID Beckham confessed that he sought advice from his girlfriend, Tom Cruise, before accepting the $1 million a week to play for the Los Angeles Galaxy.

Becks said, “I was on the phone to him for about an hour last night and an hour the night before. He is a very wise man and a very good friend of mine. It’s going to be a big help for us to have friends when we arrive in L.A.”

Phone sex anyone? Poor Becks has no idea what he’s getting into…..Tom Cruise’s manpuss!

BRITNEY Spears’ new model boyfriend has removed his MySpace due to thousands upon thousands of friend requests and attention. Isaac Cohen called himself “Eyezik” on his page and described himself as a 25-year-old from Encino, CA. He also lists the bible as his favorite book, because his uses the pages from Leviticus 4:20 to roll “sweet, sweet chiba” joints.

Methinks this one isn’t operating on a full tank. I’m sure Britney and him have “awesome and deep” conversations. Hey, who needs brains when you have a bod like that? Too bad her stupid ass will probably marry him like this weekend.

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