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Perfect Orgasms Every Time And A Great Butty

by | 9th, April 2007

dalewinton.jpgFOUR researchers at the Department of Food Science, Leeds university, have created the formula for the perfect bacon butty is: N = C + {fb (cm) . fb (tc)} + fb (Ts) + fc .

ta, where N=force in Newtons required to break the cooked bacon, fb=function of the bacon type, fc=function of the condiment/filling effect, Ts=serving temperature, tc=cooking time, ta=time or duration of application of condiment/filling, cm=cooking method, C=Newtons required to break uncooked bacon.

Perfect butty: 2 or 3 back bacon rashers cooked under a preheated grill for 7 minutes at 240C (475F).

The bacon should then be placed between two slices of farmhouse bread, 1cm to 2cm thick.

Coincidentally, boffins at the University of Wisconsin have come up with a sexy new formula – for the perfect orgasm. The equation reads: X = (D+KY)^2/sin(PG-1) (where X = ecstasy, P = penetration, G = G spot, D = Dale Winton, K = Kleenex and Y = yoghurt)

Go figure!

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