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George Bush Does American Idol And Sings..?

by | 2nd, May 2007

PRESIDENT Bush and his wife, Laura, thank American Idol. Viewers of ‘Idol Gives Back’ have donated $70million to help impoverished children in Africa and the United States. George – who spends tax dollars on this bomb and that bomb – is touched.

Says Bush: “We thank ‘American Idol’ viewers who have shown the good heart of America. We thank all the celebrities who participated, including Bono, and all the contestants who sang their hearts out for these children.”

(Yeah Bono, the ubiquitous face of lost causes, the living embodiment of trad jazz.)

But American Idol is an entertainment show not a political broadcast. And George wants in on the act. “Say Laura,” he says “you think I ought to sing something?”

“I don’t know darling, they’ve already seen you dance,” she replied.

For sure.

But what should George sing? And should Laura and he duet? Answers to the usual address…

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