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Hell’s Belles: Big Brother’s Wedding

by | 8th, May 2007

“B.BRO BED & WED PLOT,” screams the Star’s headline.

Grab a hat, or failing that a condom and inflate it over your head, as we trip along to the first Big Brother wedding.

The paper says the show needs a happy event after the bullying and the racism of the last series. And failing Jade Goody’s televised stoning, what better way to bring good cheer than a wedding?

Says a source: “They want to have it in the house, but if that’s not possible the lucky couple will be blindfolded and whisked to a secret location.”

They will then exchange “I dos” before the gay farmer from Coquet island and a transsexual pet camel called Trinny are pronounced man and wife.

Posted: 8th, May 2007 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink