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Britney Spears Does Marilyn Monroe

by | 9th, May 2007

marilyn_1.jpgBRITNEY Spears, now known a “Troubled Britney Spears” in the British media, is ready to make a comeback.

As the Star reports, Britney is to sign a duet with…Marilyn Monroe.

Britney’s moribund performances of late suggest that Monroe will be the livelier and more tuneful of the pair.

But whatever the result, “BRITNEY TO DUET WITH MARILYN,” says the Star’s headline.

But how so? To facilitate this happening, either Monroe will be brought back to life or else she will emerge from the White House annex she calls home.

The truth is something else, but no less sensational. For her rendering of Down Boy, a song Monroe is said to have recorded, Spears will wear a platinum blonde wig and a 50s style white dress.

And, er, that’s it. Other than to say, Britney might sing her vocals over Monroe’s voice, a woman whose singing was less music than an orgasmic exhalation.

The result will be interesting.

As Monroe once said: “Being a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered.”

And when you’ve shaved your head, out on weight and flashed your crotch…

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