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Plot To Blow Up Big Brother House

by | 10th, May 2007

osama-big-brother.jpgBIG BROTHER is to be blown up.

The Star’s front page (“B.BRO BIG BLOW”) reports that in the Big Brother finale the house will be blown to smithereens.

Interesting stuff. And readers wonder if a jihadist will feature among this year’s housemates. Is the house to be blown up by this terrorist with all the inmates within? Or is it to be destroyed by a British ace with a pinpoint missile strike?

Either way, casualties will be high. And we urge Big Brother to reconsider. The drive for more sensation should not be allowed to go too far.

Of course, on the upside, Big Brother will finally have to bite the bullet and replace Davina McCall as the show’s presenter.

But before the panic, and that emergency call to Kate Thornton, we learn that the truth may be less dramatic. The house’s planning permission expires on August 31. This is when Big Brother 8 ends.

After five years the show is moving to a new site. And this means the old house can either be moved brick by crock or destroyed.

As a source says: “The house has got to go and what better way to end the show than to have the place blown up or bring in a digger to demolish it?”

We begin to wonder. And we think that the best way to end the show would be for the BB house to remain in situ and handed over to Jade Goody and kin before being sealed shut.

What do you think the Big Brother house should become? Answers to usual address…

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