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Live Earth: Turn Global Warming Up To 11

by | 19th, May 2007

live-earth.jpgLIVE Earth! Rock the, er, rock! All the great and good will be plugging into the sound system to sing for Mother Earth. (Picture: The Spine)

Al Gore, a man undone by hanging chads, has a plan. So it has to work. Right!

But not everyone agrees with the soothsayer. Anorak has long championed the approach that if we are all going to die in massive natural disasters we might as well stop worrying about things and just burn all the fuel we can, and fast.

Stop fretting about generations to come and worry about today’s generation in charge having a good time.

The Who’s Roger Daltry, 85 – “Hope I die before I get old – enlarges on this in the Sun:

“Bo***cks to that! The last thing the planet needs is a rock concert.

“I can’t believe it. Let’s burn even more fuel.

“We have problems with global warming, but the questions and the answers are so huge I don’t know what a rock concert’s ever going to do to help.

“Everybody on this planet at the moment, unless they are living in the deepest rainforest in Brazil, knows about climate change.”

The rocker, who used to sing about my g-generation, added: “My answer is to burn all the f***ing oil as quick as possible and then the politicians will have to find a solution.”

Hurrah! Who wants to fade away? Live Earth! Kill the planet in a T-shirt! Turn the pollution up to 11!

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