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Paris Hilton Tunnels Into Prison: Barbara Walters’ Constipation Blues

by | 11th, June 2007

paris-hilton-toilet.jpg“PARIS is on hunger strike,” says the Sun’s headline. Fearful of being photographed on the toilet, Paris is not eating anything.

Of course, Paris is now an old hand in jail. Says a source: “She cried the entire time and that didn’t help the hydration.”

Soon, of course, we will hear all about what life was like for Paris inside. As reported, before her frist stint in prison, Paris spoke with American TV interviewer Barbara Walters

Says Walters: “I talked to her mother and I talked to Paris. She went to the MTV Awards and then she stayed a while and then she left. Everyone thought she was gonna go to parties (but) she went to her grandfather’s house.”

And: ““She was taken to an underground tunnel.”

Paris tunnels into prison!? Of course, it might have been a sewer. Which would explain why Paris doesn’t need the toilet.

And now Paris is said to have spoken with Walters again last Sunday, the 10th.

“I used to act dumb,” she tells Walters in a phone conversation. “That act is no longer cute. Now, I would like to make a difference. … God has given me this new chance.”

The interview may have gone like this (Constipation Blues):

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