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Big Brother’s Amy Alexandra Hits The Tops

by | 15th, August 2007

amy-alexandra-bike.jpg AMY Alexandra has realised her dream. She is on Page 3 of the Star.

The paper says Amy is a “brianbox” with three A-levels and 10 GCSEs. Since the average haul is now seven A-levels and 39 GCSEs, we beg to differ.

But Amy is upbeat. “I wasn’t too bad at school,” says she. “I did all my work and kept mostly out of trouble, although I did have a bit of fun along the way.”

And now all that study has paid off as Amy is handed her official Star bra and knickers and then, as custom dictates, invited to return the top.

No more “promotional work” for Amy, standing at a conference centre picking the thong out of her backside and “making love” to car parts. She’s made it!

Posted: 15th, August 2007 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink