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Kerry Katona’s OK! DVD Diet

by | 15th, August 2007

kerry6.jpgKERRY Katona is OK!’s “our girl” Kerry.

And in her OK! Diary, the champion of own-brand ketchup has this to say:

“Apparently some people have been saying that they would never do a ‘Kerry diet’ – well they can get stuffed! Why don’t they try being held up at knifepoint and see how important getting own to a size 10 is then?”

What the Kerry diet consists of is hard to fathom, but given recent stories, we suggest it is a combination of narcotics and once around the Tesco’s superstore with a personal trainer.

Says Kerry: “I’m counting down the days to my wedding and I’m so excited because I’ve had my final dress fitting – I’m back on my DVD diet to make sure I look my bet.”

The perils of dieting after the wedding dress has been taken and let out cannot be overstated. And there is every chance a svelte Kerry will trip on the aisle as her bustier catches her round the ankles.

One for the DVD…

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