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Tortured Amy Winehouse Is No Troubled Britney

by | 26th, October 2007

AMY Winehouse is “Troubled” in the Mirror. In the Star, she is “Tortured”. Says Winehouse:

“I really thought I was on the way out. My husband Blake saved my life, brought me to hospital.” Winehouse was on a composite blend of heroin, ketamine, cocaine and ecstasy.

“Often I don’t know what I do. Then the next day the memory returns. Blake told me later what had happened. And then I am engulfed in shame.” For shame.

But the real issue is at hand. A problem has been solved. Winehouse cannot be “Troubled” for that is the lot of Britney Spears, who is performing under the headline billing “Troubled Britney”. Winehouse should be Tortured.

And for “Tortured Amy Winehouse” we thank the Star…

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Posted: 26th, October 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (18) | TrackBack | Permalink