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Britney Spears: “Eat it! Lick it! Snort it! F*** it”

by | 27th, October 2007

BRITNEY Spears is in court. Britney Spears leaves court. Troubled Britney Spears flounces out of the court saying, “Eat it! Lick it! Snort it! F*** it!”

Britney returns to the courtroom. Britney Spears sobs.

Troubled Britney is embroiled in a custody case with her estranged husband K-Ferret. Earlier, Troubled Britney’s lawyer, Thomas Paine Dunlap, opined that video of the depositions would almost certainly wind up on YouTube. He wanted protection for his client. Granted.

Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon says: “I’m not chastising her. She’s an adult. But what I’m saying is someone who is always going to places where there is an inordinate amount of media, it doesn’t square.”

Says Dunlap: “If she goes to Starbucks, there’s media there. If she goes shopping, there’s media there.”

The media is there if she goes to a courtroom, leaves a courtroom, snorts a courtroom etc…

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