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Britney Spears: TMZ, Paparazzi And Eyewitness News

by | 14th, November 2007

spears_britney.jpgBRITNEY Spears is in a car. The paparrazi are near. What happens next? What the media wants to happen.

As Tabloid Baby reports from Los Angeles: “Strange twist in the TMZ-X17 paparazzi ‘tragedy’.” It’s the making and unmaking of Hollywood sensation…

“Reports flew yesterday that one of the teams of paparazzi who chase Britney Spears around town was run over and smashed under the wheels of a Land Rover (our favorite respnse was how the corporate porn-pushing gossip site distanced itself from the ugly mess by placing the incident in the context of ‘Spears madness’).

“By the time the story made a brief appearance on The Drudge Report late in the day, the situation was downgraded from tragedy to another wacky Britney escapade, as it was on the blog that started it all:

“’11:00 AM PT Update: Somehow, probably by an act of God, the victim was released from the hospital last night with only a tire mark on his arm. TMZ reports that there was not a single broken bone or no internal injuries.'”

As TB says, “So much for eyewitness accounts.”

Posted: 14th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities Comments (6) | TrackBack | Permalink