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JR Shot Her: Britney Spears Is Pregnant

by | 28th, November 2007

britney-spears-pregnant.jpgOVER in the US, In Touch Weekly magazine reports that Britney Spears is with child.

Not Preston or Jayden, obviously – Unfitney is a nickname earned by matters of recorded testimony.

Britney is with an embryonic Spears – an inner Spears.

The father is not K-Ferret but said to be one J.R. Rotem, a “record producer”.

When asked if it was true. JR replied “It’s true”.

So here’s to the world celebrating the arrival of a bald-headed, crying, spewing, demanding Spears.

And a baby…

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