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Jordan’s Seasonal Reductions

by | 24th, December 2007

jordan-cooking.pngIT’S Jordan.

Says the Sun: “Fast you eyes for the last time fellas. You won’t be seeing these again – after Jordan had her op to reduce her massive bust.”

The Sun is wrong. Thanks to the internet readers keen to see Katie Price and her gargantuan Jordans still attached can perform a simple search.

And what with the clamour for celebrity, chances are that The Jordans will be the country’s No.1 and No. 2 double acts, taking over from Hale & Pace and Richard & Judy.

In ten years time, Katie Price-Andre-Windsor-Rooney-Beckham will become reacquainted with her Jordans and perform at the Royal Variety Performance, reliving her famous moments in yellow bikini, pink bra and orange paint…

Posted: 24th, December 2007 | In: Broadsheets Comment | TrackBack | Permalink