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Britneys Spears’ Sisters Teenage Kicks

by | 26th, December 2007

jamielynnspears.jpgSTAR Magazine reports the claim that one Casey Aldridge is not the father of Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby.

Jamie Lynn is, of course, 16-year-old singer/actress sister to Britney Spears, who has, to the best of our knowledge, never had sexual relations with young Casey, who, in turn, has never released a rap album and given full throat to the line “I want to see your kitty and a little bit of titty– want to know where I go when I’m your city?”

A source tells the magazine: “Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified. The man many suspect is the father, however, would face charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with her.”

There is something unpleasant about talk of sex when a teenage girl is pregnant. Old Mr Anorak would rather believe she just got that way by staying up late watching horror films, smoking, sitting indoors watching daytime telly on sunny says, wearing too much make-up, drinking Malibu and texting at restaurant tables.

Jamie Lynn is a teenager. And that means it’s not Casey’s fault, nor the fault of the mystery man. And it’s certainly not her own fault. It is YOUR fault.

And if you – and you know who you are – want to illustrate the news of a teenage pregnancy with pictures of sexually active teenage girls, then so be it…

Posted: 26th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities Comments (7) | TrackBack | Permalink