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Britney Spears In A Horse Pickle, And Her Latest Joke

by | 9th, January 2008

britney-spears-birmingham.jpgSIMON Cowell is talking about Britney Spears, “exclusively to the Sun”.

And he considers the example set by Amy Winehouse, Britain’s Britney Spears, albeit with singing talent. Winehouse has been in the Caribbean.

Says Cowell: “That’s exactly what you have to do, take yourself out of the glare.”

It’s 85 degrees in the Caribbean. With sunglasses…

THE other Britney news is that the singer has been “babbling in a British accent since dating a Brummie photographer”. One Adnan Ghalib.

What influence has he had on Brit-nay Sperrz?

The Sun then hears an “insider” at the Cedars-Sinair medical facility tell us: “Every time we asked her how she felt she would start talking like a posh Englishwoman.”

Brummies may well puff out their chests in prroid. Posh? Mois yay.

And such a dialect is entirely suited to Her Spearness. As the BBC Brummie accent masterclass states: “The Birmingham accent hits one note – usually a low one – and sticks to it no matter what.”

See Birmingham’s Victoria Beckham…

That Britnay Sperz Brummie joke in full:

Q. What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

A: You can’t piss in a buffalo?

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