Michael Jackson Shows Up In Vegas

NEWS that Michael Jackson was spotted in the Las Vegas branch of Madame Tussauds was of interest, not least of all to writers of lollypop jokes.

The Casino Anorak notes that Michael Jackson has been living at the top of the Las Vegas Palms in a suite with his children for almost two months.

As reported, twice in a week, Jackson has taken his three children out to see the sights.

If you see the real Jackson lets us know.

If you see him melting in the Vegas sun, please return the waxwork from whence it came…

Anorak