Kelvin Mackenzie Samples Rhydian Roberts’ Sex On The Beach
SAYS Kevin Mackenzie in the Sun: “My picture shows the Welsh warbler Rhydian Roberts on a beach in Mexico recovering from the rigours of finishing second in X Factor.”
We too have seen the picture.
Mackenzie goes on: “But who is that woman with him? It can’t be his girlfriend as he is a devout Christian and doesn’t believe in sex before marriage.”
We look again at the snap. While no experts in sex and all forms of coitus, we were forced to consult with Old Mr Anorak’s nurse. Together we are pretty certain that Rhydian and the woman are NOT having intercourse on a Mexican beach.
Mr Roberts remains an unsullied Christian, and the woman remains his aunt…
Posted: 17th, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (8) | TrackBack | Permalink
