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Ode To Britney Spears, A Poem By Rosie O’Donnell

by | 31st, January 2008

rosie-and-britney.jpgBRITNEY Spears, A Poem By Rosie O’Donnell (Hullo clouds, hullo sky…):

Britney Spears,
Has been around for years
Hanging out with unsavoury groups
Being famous for saying “Oops” – Anorak

Writes Rosie O’Donnell (do read it all):

ferrets
the search for excellence
a film by mark lewis
i need 2 know him

here is the crime and confusion
4 all involved
the illusion of connectedness
six degrees

this artist man stranger
gets it
my desire to move in closer
is huge

tony kushner
we have been in rooms 2 gether
miles apart
fame imposed – my own lack of belief

the old man at the beach
listening for the beep
waving a silver disc
its here

i could spot it
perfect ping
divine yellow
i didnt have any of my own

i have never spoken to tony krushner
i saw the POV doc about him last week
it profoundly moved me
his everything

here is the fame game
i could call him
if i were brave enough
i am not

my puppy is sleeping next to me
i get 2 b a new mom again
with a kid who wont grow up
ever

ferret oh ferret
stealer of socks
go to PBS.ORG
buy this asap

trust me
24.99
a loving best in show
complete with a rainbow bridge

this wont read well
crazy they will scream
every artists final fear
the spectators scowl

i want someone to hit enhance
on the mavericks web site
the water bluer
the angels flying in neoprene brighter

greg long won
next year i am going
there – to church
no matter what

whenever young girl stars
came on my show
i tried to warn them
go to school

follow jodie
she did it
u can too
save urself

she was parkers age when i met her
lil souther girl with a tiny twang
yes maam she smiled
adorable

she wanted it
the mothers always said
as way of both apology and explaination
in the dressing room

vivi would
if i let her
support r family
with her light and talent

its not mine 2 sell

they could not have known
at the start
that this would b the result
it is sold as the answer

if i had a magic wand
i would will her the strength
windex all windows
watch the sun warm her soul

clear
they scream in er’s
u can be jolted back 2 life
then cared 4 thru full repair

staph infection
blood clot
drug addiction
columbine

only the most brave
go into the big waves
even mark foo
went under

all together now
we pray

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