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I Married The Berlin Wall

by | 27th, May 2008

mrs-berlin-wall.jpgIN I Was A Berlin Wall Bride, Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, tells us how she married the Berlin Wall.

Berliner-Mayer, German for Berlin Wall, tells the Sun: “I find long slim, things with horizontal lines very sexy.”

Casting a leer over your garden fence and the protracted third runway at Heathrow Airport, she continues: “The Great Wall of China’s attractive, but he’s too thick…

“It’s not just pleasuring myself. I want to please my partner when we make love.”

This sounds like a young British artist showing off, but Eija lives in Sweden, so the Sun invites its agony aunt Deirdre Saunders to tells us that she was perhaps “left in a playpen for hours” when a child.

How many Sun readers are, as a result of that, reassessing their child’s restraining devices and wondering if a bear hug, straightjacket or reins is preferable to the cage…

Posted: 27th, May 2008 | In: Strange But True, Tabloids Comments (5) | TrackBack | Permalink