Anorak News | Coleen McLoughlin Flees To New York

Coleen McLoughlin Flees To New York

by | 28th, May 2008

wedding-dress.jpegPANIC! Coleen McLoughlin has had to make an emergency dash to New York just two weeks before her wedding to Wayne Rooney.

So says the Mail. But why? Because, dear readers, her £100,000 Marchesa dress no longer fits.

A source says Coleen had to “sneak out” of the country and into New York, possibly under the cloak of darkness and disguised as an Islamic fundamentalist to avoid arousing suspicion. She may have worn an oversized baseball cap to fit in, with a W and C entwined on the front, or some other logo that she’s working on.

But some how the press got wind of it, and the entire mad-cap drama threatens to steal the thunder from her £3 million OK!-sponsored wedding.

Says the Mail: “The last-minute glitch has thrown her wedding plans into chaos.”

But hold on, the Express’s front page shows a picture of the “DREAM BRIDE” wearing a white dress and looking windswept, as if she’s stood on the runway as her plane takes off or getting relly harsh bollocking from Wayne’s boss.

Says the Express, brought to you in association with OK!: “Coleen was particularly taken with this fabulous, flowing white silk Marchesa wedding gown.”

There’s a picture of it. And – by jingers! – it looks like it fits. “But, in keeping with tradition, she is keeping her actual bridal dress under wraps until the big day.”

Wait a minute – that’s not the huge voluminous wrapper, that’s the dress. Back to the DVD workout, Coleen…

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