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Michael Jackson’s New Dance

by | 10th, July 2008

SAYS the STAR: “ODDBALL star Michael Jackson popped to the shops in a WHEELCHAIR yesterday sparking new fears for his sanity.”

Of course, the Star means to say “new fears for his back, legs and knees”, wracked by years of moonwalking. Anorak reckons Jackson is debuting the new moonbuggying, a dance that we can all do sitting down?

It’s a radical new move but one that shows how Jackson has grown with his ageing fanbase.

The Express says Jackson was also in “pyjamas, slippers, mask and wheelchair”.

The mask is optional, grandma, but the slippers and pyjamas are the preferred wear of those entering the hearing-aid-beige years (Jackson turns 50 soon).

Break a leg, Jacko, And watch your hips…

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