Anorak News | Ekaterina Dreams: Ronnie Wood’s Painting By Numbers

Ekaterina Dreams: Ronnie Wood’s Painting By Numbers

by | 11th, July 2008

“RONNIE WOOD AND THE RUSSIAN TEENAGER,” announces the Sun. “Stone, 61, runs off with waitress, 18.”

Readers are shown a picture of “pretty” Ekaterina Ivanova, sitting in a dimly lit spot as if awaiting rescue. She is said to be Ireland with the pop star.

The paper says Ron’s wife, Jo, “53”, had believed her husband and the girl were on a “painting holiday”. She now tells us: “She is mad – she is a terrible alcoholic.”

The Sun goes to tell us that Keith Richards’ wife is 12 years younger then him; Sophie Dahl is 23 – she had a “fling” with Mick Jagger, 64; Bill Wyman, 71, stepped out with Mandy Smith, 13; Mick also dated Luciana Morad, who is 26 years his junior; Ronnie met ex-wife Krissy when she was 16.

Lots of numbers and maths for readers to conjure with. If Ronnie is looking for something to do between artwork, he could help Ekaterina with her homework, or painting by numbers.

Pass the grey…

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